Awesome experiences

For about 40 minutes while browsing youtube, I kinda idly groped myself out of boredom and it eventually led to breaking out the ohmibod and holy shit, I'm just having an awesome time. If I'm not mistaken, this is my first experience of 'horny'. It was more triggered by boredom, but hey, it's something and I'm pretty excited by it.

So share awesome experiences you've had. Self stuff or whatever. Post interesting porn. Post porn you find funny. I dunno, just do something. I'm in a really good mood.