[M4A] Lets play a game: Send me a haiku and I'll send you a story based on it.

I just got home from the gym and there are no messages in my inbox to reply to so I think it's time for us to play a little game. The game is pretty simple:

Send me a dirty haiku, either to my inbox or in the comments. I'll write a one page-ish story using the haiku you wrote as a prompt and then I'll send it back.

I am going to go make dinner and eat. I will start when I get back. I'll edit this post to let you know when I've got too many to finish tonight.

Edit: I'm off to bed. 'night everyone. Enjoy the stories.