[Japanese > English] NOT SERIOUS POST. Designing a shirt, need to know if this is correct.

NOTE: I translated this on google, and it means "I have to take a shit." (I don't want to anger people, I just want to know if this is what it actually means.)

Hey, This isn't a serious post, but if someone could translate this for me:

"私はたわごとを取る必要があります"

That would be appreciated.

NOTE: I translated this on google, and it means "I have to take a shit." (I don't want to anger people, I just want to know if this is what it actually means.)

Sorry for the trouble.