TIL *Philanthropists* - I beg you - be economical with your naming rights on buildings.

This is probably the wrong sub and I understand when you bounce me...

But TIL in that I was reminded once again, Hey rich people... good for you!!!! Even better that you want to give your big $$$$$ to people who want to name buildings for after your generosity.

OMG, for the love of all that is holy (which is just about nothing, noted) stop having such long names.

You are KILLING marketing and Real Estate databases with having to figure out taxonomies that will NEVER be able to meet standards because some fucktard in outreach PROMISED that you could have ampersands and periods every other character. And, that in the legal spelling it would include your children, and the Prince Glyph in honor of your cat who only snuggled you when purple rain raged on your homedics machine.

You do so much good.

However, be as fucking economical in your naming rights as you were getting rich.

It is killing a generation of people that want to care but won't have enough characters in the attributes of the EHRs and other databases to capture your name without getting fired for not being kind enough to factor in your bequest of "Glunsidndderions Von AKnfsdferst adsd Nee Brown School of Performing Arts of the Youth that were Disenfranchised but felt a little bit O.K.A.Y."

I hate you for your character count grandeur.

Good for you. You are sleeping. I'm up, for two days, trying how to make this work. Again.

Oh, and person that accepted that name? I will find you.