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Poppydoggy

A black man and his Chinese wife are in the maternity ward of a hospital...

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She has just given birth to twins, a boy and a girl...

The maternity ward nurse asks the couple if they've decided on names for their children yet...

"I'm going to call our daughter 'Laura Li Mann'" says the father. "You combined both our last names, I like that!" says the mother. "Yeah me too...so what are you going to call our son?" replies the father.

The mother thinks for a moment and then decides on a name.

"Ok I've got it! He will be named after his father 'Will' and his middle name will be 'Hung', after my late father." Says the mother.

The nurse clarifies the childrens' names with the couple as she writes them down.

"So the girl's name is Laura Li and the boy's is Will Hung, is that correct?" "Yes..." Says the mother.

"He's 'Will Hung Mann'."

Posted Aug 30, 2016, 12:11 AM UTC

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