I don't care if I get sick. I almost hope I would, it would probably get me some sympathy and concern.

The mosquitoes in my town have tested positive for the West Nile virus. My mom keeps trying to get me to put on bug spray before I go out but honestly I don't care if I get sick.

I've got nothing to be awake for anyway do at least that'll give me a reason to rest. If I end up in the hospital? Even better! I'll get sympathy and concern from the nurses, I'll get a chance to be nice to people and be treated kindly.

It's like I'm so desperate for attention I'm glad to get hurt. I fell down a hill the other day and seriously contemplated faking a hurt neck or leg so I'd get more concern from my parents. I constantly look for ailments and diseases that I might have so it'll bring more attention to me. I'm disgusting.