So we went to a formal dinner.

We enter a human city, looking for an elf in our group who ran away. We see him in the street being accosted by the guards, to party members (ranger and barbarian) go running after him, only for him to see them and climb to the rooftops. After a small chase the guards talking to the elf start walking away, and as that happens, the barbarian natural 1's a roll and falls of the roofs onto the guards. As he's being arrested, me (cleric) and my bard friend convince them to let him go, only to have the ranger, still on the roof, natural 1 a roll and fall onto the same guards. So both the barb and the ranger are arrested.

Our tiefling had to promise to the local lord dinner (she was disguised as a beautiful human woman) in exchange for her "servants" freedoms. During dinner my character, playing the role of her top servant, sees that she is being inquired by one of the lords maiden about a red blotch next to her lip. Seeing this, my character fakes choking to draw attention to him instead.

Performance check. Natural Fucking 20. So immeadiately another party member (huge Human Barbarian) thinks I will die, and proceeds to try and give me the Heimlich maneuver. His roll is crappy and he presses too high on my chest, breaking multiple ribs and reducing me to being hunched in the fetal position on the floor.

And we all got out of there as fast as possible.