cigars raising suspicions about my sexual orientation with my wife . . .

I am new to the cigar community, both here on Reddit and in my local community. While I have been an occasional cigar smoker for many years, this is the first year that I have gotten really into it. Thanks for making it a great one thus far! Now, on to the issue at hand.

The real reason for this post is that as I have gotten more entrenched in the cigar community, I have started spending time herfing with my local cigar group which is pretty much all men. My wife has seemed (mostly) fine with this, but also doesn't really get it.

When she got home tonight, she instantly noticed that I was walking like a duck (my PG version of her words). I tried to explain that my waddling was the result of an absolute reaming that u/ihateroomates sent to me as return volley for my verification trade, but she is now unsure what to think . . .

More seriously. Ben absolutely annihilated me with the package he sent me today. Not only has he been absolutely awesome about bringing me into the community through my verification trade, but he way outdid himself on his end. r/cigars is the best subreddit out there because of people like Ben.

The Cigars:

Tatuaje Tattoo

Foundry Cayley (nh)

AJF Relic (nh)

Romeo y Julieta Montague (nh)

Comacho ABA (nh)

Caldwell Blind Mans Bluff (nh)

Olive Serio O Maduro

Crowned Heads Four Kicks (nh)

Crowned Heads Jericho Hill (nh)

Ramon Buesos Genesis

DE LP Dirty Rat

DE LP No. 9

DE MUWAT

DE MUWAT KFC

DE Nica Rustica

DE Undercrown

Warped Futoro (nh)

Tatuaje TAA 2015 (nh)

Monte #2 (cc - nh)

• 2 cigars designated as "For the Wife"

La Aroma de Cuba Mi Amor (nh - not for the wife) Nub Cafe Cappuchino (nh - maybe she can have this one)

As you can see, there are a ton here that I have never had the fortune of smoking yet. Of the ones that I have smoke, there is not a single one that I disliked (and among them are a few of my favorites). Will definitely savor every one of these smokes.

As if the whopping 22 cigars were not enough, he also included:

Awesome Crowned Heads 5 Panel Hat

A Brand New Xikar Lighter

A Huge Las Cavaleras Sticker

A can of Butane

A sweet Black Ops Knife

Honestly am very humbled by this package. I am one of many that Ben has been kind enough to verify and am hugely thankful to be brought into the community by such a solid BOTL. Setting the bar pretty high here for everyone else u/ihateroomates! Sincerely, I thank you.

• Mike