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Jerma Rumble - Live Action!

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Posted Aug 30, 2016, 12:36 AM UTC

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nativebirds•

the way they move looks exactly like it does in the game

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GameBoy09•

Glueman and Sonic surprised me on how closely they resembled their shitty game versions of themselves.

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StealthSuitMkII•

Even the hits look like they're from a game.

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Decorative_Lamp•

FRUIT

EAT IT UP

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StealthSuitMkII•

Does anyone feel like eating an apple, or is it just me?

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MonkeyDDuffy•

Probably just you. I don't buy into this corporate ad bullshit.

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buttassbitch•

THE TWO PERSON HORSE JOKE

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Gnome_Warfare•

The bottom half needs to come back next time rebranded as 'The Centaur' due to his recent breakup with the top half

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Aquatic123•

I think he should be called "the butt of the joke"

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Ghost_Of_JamesMuliz•

I was rooting for them the whole time. New favorite Jerma character.

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blueshark27It's...It's Cap'n Crunch!•

Two person horse joke flair, mods?

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Hyboe•

A RIGHT KICK LADIES AND GENTLEMEN

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LawrenceofAustralia•

GIANT RAT

stalks at night

preys at night

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crisp2000•

BYEAH #788

byeah

byeah

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Hover_Bot•

I could've sworn they stopped giving the Byeahs numbers and started giving them actual names. Remember "Sexy Byeah" and "Big Boy Byeah"?

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GranaT0•

That was a fad that died years ago. True byeahs never bought into it anyway.

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DuapDuap•

Sexy Byeah and Big Boy Byeah still had numbers, they and the rest of them just didn't want to use what they view as their "slave name".

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wowwhatacoolguy•

I KNEW IT

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overlord1305•

What an ending! This truly was a rollercoaster! Jerma, you're videos are the absolute best!

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MilkmanGamingThats a real Jock Shocker...•

I was hoping Pacman would win

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MonkeyDDuffy•

His elimination was perfect though. I wonder if it was Jembo playing Pacman.

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phoenixxfire001•

It was he was pretty insistent on it lol he also really needed the ice cream so the makeup guy had to make one for him

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FGHIK•

Jerma, you're videos

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overlord1305•

You heard me. He is the best video.

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JavelinTF2•

Was I the only one desperately hoping that the real Gabe Newell would step out from behind the curtains

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FaxIzGad•

nope

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JustAdolf-LikeCher•

That would've explained the delays.

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PleaseSaveTheWhales•

3 upvotes... :o

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littlemacsvoltorb•

Me fuckin too dude.

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BobThePineapple•

shout out to fruit

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Yum-z•

Eat it up!

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lemmykoopa98•

#FruitGet!!

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Anazron•

THERE'S JUICE IN THE BOX.

THERE'S JUICE IN THE FUCKING BOX.

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Senor_Platano•

Undertated post.

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justaquickiSphee•

SPOILER ALERT!

The best part was

Also, by the way, I'm getting word right now that we have unfortunate news to report: backstage the EMT just died.

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Bulkin_hero•

I'm the EMT. Dead makeup was a bitch

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StealthSuitMkII•

Was the bruise makeup alright?

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Bulkin_hero•

Yeah it was airbrushed on

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Al_Alvarez•

For what it's worth, I was rooting for ya. Has to be hard to sort of go from working as an EMT, to having fun in the ring, to die due to internal blood loss.

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MonkeyDDuffy•

It cuts to him just dead, killed me also. I'm with the EMT in hell right now.

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Tanzklaue•

that part was hilarious, especially since he jsut had a fucking bruise and maybe a broken bone or two xD

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justaquickiSphee•

He probably ODed on the IV

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15_Dandylions•

My theory is that he broke a rib and it punctured his lung.

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Chiffonades•

I thought the last person the magician took an organ from was the EMT but looking back at it, it could have been from Disco Diaper

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FGHIK•

I expected him to be activating some superpower shit with the IV, but nope. Just killing himself.

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alexxerth•

Of course the EMT died, everybody knows that they can't heal themselves.

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PixelLeaf•

It's probably not a great video for someone who's not in on all the dumb jokes, but I fucking loved it.

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BellsForPShells•

Well it's good you liked it :D

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GabeDegrossi•

I like you :D

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BellsForPShells•

Eww GlueMan

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Gforce99•

Stfu the inconceivable glueman is amazing

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GabeDegrossi•

D:

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UltimaPlayer12•

I'm not a fan of the Jerma Rumble videos, but this one was particularly amazing and hilarious

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Liamissocool•

Wow, Burgah Boy actually sold his moves really well, for a stupid second I actually thought he was a wrestler. It was everything expected and more. Love you jermbo

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phoenixxfire001•

Burgah boy was really hitting us that's why lol

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Unitdroid•

At one point he was actually punched in the face by glueman

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_fak_•

Is it just me, or did the Christmas Tree look a lot like ster?

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TheBause•

What does the tree have on top?

Star confirmed.

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Erdna15•

also Jerma says ''Time to get in the mood!''While the tree enters, and we all know Jerma is in the mood for Star https://youtu.be/Se99Ff_nos4

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Retromagika•

God how have I never seen this video.

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Left4DeadTank•

He also has the same apathetic attitude as Star

wait we might've been able to see Stars dick. Time to go watch the video back.

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WowZaPowah•

Saving that picture.

You never know when you'll need it.

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njayhuang•

Yo, Merry Christmas!

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Birddude1230•

exactly what I thought

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Civil_Protection_•

Y0,.... Merry chirstmas

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Folicorow•

Ster was the Christmas Tree, confirmed by CARL GRIFFENSTEED himself!

https://www.reddit.com/r/jerma985/comments/508jn1/i_was_carl_griffensteed/d723w1k

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-ShinyPixels-SOMEONE'S COMING FROM THE RAFTERS•

Watching it back, it really does look like him. There's a pretty good chance that star actually made a real life Jerma Rumble appearance.

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phoenixxfire001•

There was actually a lot cut, In fact a whole gag was cut. I'm hoping he puts up some of the other scenes

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FGHIK•

How do you know this? Not doubting, just curious

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phoenixxfire001•

Check my other post i was Carl Griffensteed

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Lulamoon•

oh cool, I loved you fucking mercy killy disco diaper, that was hilarious!

And yes I think we would all like to see any deleted scenes and cut content

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phoenixxfire001•

yeah, everyone had basically one gag and that was mine

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StealthSuitMkII•

#Here comes Pacman's signature move, The Push!

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Civil_Protection_•

:v

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buttassbitch•

:v

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philodelta•

FRUIT GET

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awv0713•

"THERES BLOOD IN THE FRUIT, no wait that's juice

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Stingrays110•

"... Of the first ever live action Jerma Rumble!" So... Theres gonna be more?

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MonkeyDDuffy•

Of course, can't be a Jermy Rumble without Gaben and the Cereal characters. This is just a prelude...

In all seriousness, I hope he takes a break and make some other videos before doing another one, if he's gonna. Loved it though

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mcmeaningoflife42•

My boy Gabe deserves to get to win- he only lost because of the goddamned pencil's cheap shit

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unostriker•

I actually teared up when that low blow happened.

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15_Dandylions•

I hope we get to see more of demon grandpa. Even if he was killed by that heart attack he could just come back from hell again right?

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Arthanias•

The only way to permanently kill a demon is in hell itself.

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TyaTheOlive•

coming 2084

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Lulamoon•

Fantastic. I feel Rumble3 was funnier but this was just so damn unique and so damn jerma. The make up btw on zeraxos and grandpa was particularly high quality.

Thank you Jermo.

edit: also did anyone else think the slim jim guy should have taken down zeraxos? the fued thing? I dunno still cool.

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TogusPerogus•

It should've been Mr. Sneakman.

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MonkeyDDuffy•

I honestly said out loud "Shneakman?" when The Apple appeared.

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GabeDegrossi•

Slim Jim is dead.

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So was Grandpa tho

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TheSpiffySpaceman•

So was Grandpa.

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Lulamoon•

So was grandpa

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WitherManX27•

Was I the only one who as soon as I saw Disco Diaper die, knew he was gonna win it all?

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MonkeyDDuffy•

I think it was pretty obvious by the 75th minute he was still in the ring.

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Faggotorious•

He won without a haert, pretty good if you ask me.

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DarknStormies•

I think that was his liver or kidney that was posthumously removed.

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Shiny_Afro•

I CAN BARELY CONTAIN MY BODILY FLUIDS

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FGHIK•

His blood! He punched out all of his blood!

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StealthSuitMkII•

From the front of his face!

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Arthanias•

And the blood is now distributed in Nerdcubes!

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willyea22•

That was so shitty haha I love it.

Edit: lmao the giant rat

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