When i opened the box after five days, my cat was half dead. Is the experiment still running?

instructions say it should be the one or the other. What gives? Do i have to open the box nine times?

Posted Sep 20, 2016, 10:05 PM UTC

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RustyTrombone673•

well it wasnt dead until you opened it. Way to go asshole

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iamverymoronic•

Add cat food and close the box. When you re-open it, there should be less cat food, but the cat will still be dead.

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p0tat07Your Convenient Idiot•

No. It's a zombie cat now.

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RandomLudditeOPResident Ludditologolygic Scientist•

It's a zombie cat now

That explains why it was sitting on my face when i woke up from my nap then.

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Banana_Corgi•

Your cat was probably in that state when you placed it in. So it was both half alive and half dead at the same time.

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A1Skeptic•

You opened the wrong end of the box you bungling fool. Get another cat and pay better attention.

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