What's the most annoying inanimate object in your house?
Posted Oct 2, 2016, 3:19 PM UTC
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Smoke alarm
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So true.
One of mine keeps randomly beeping because of low batteries and I can't figure out which fucker it is.
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IANAFF but the fire department would probably suggest changing them all
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The spring door stopper at my front door. My dog always runs into it, it makes the sprong noise and then my dog gets startled. Most of the time it's funny, but sometimes he starts barking at a spring and it gets annoying.
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When my brother and I were little, we somehow found out about the spring behind the bathroom door. We must have sat there for five minutes playing with it and just laughing and laughing.
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You can remove that and replace it with any number of things that will do the same job but without those downsides.
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Harry gets angry and is destroying the phone, his wife approach him, saying:] Harry. Harry! It's a inanimate fucking object!
Harry: [to wife] You're an inanimate fuckin' object!
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...his wife approach him, saying:] Hurry Hurry! Harry: [to wife] I am doing my best here, but it's an iPhone 7!
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My alarm clock
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My bed frame. F*ck you toe-mangler!
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Stairs.
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The cupboard. Constantly breaking, looks like shit and isn't even that big
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Me
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Him ^
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Them ^^
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Nieghbors door everytime they open and close it. It rubs up against the frame and makes a loud creek noise that scares the shit outta me everytime.
So easy to fix too.
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The toilet. Unlike commercial toilets used out in public, home toilets are too short (front to back) to keep a guys dick from hitting it every time he sits.
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Any abnormally shaped objects left on the floor like a Lego or chew toy. Stepping on them or ending up with a stubbed toe hurts while walking from room to room.
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The carpet by the front door tends to slip and slide under peoples' feet alot. The vacuum is always put in the hallway on the way to the bathroom. I stub my goddamn toe on that shit all the time.
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The litter box.
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YOURE an inanimate fucking object!
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Wife during sex?
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