ForwardBoundknee lifts and walking-based steps•

Going from 0 to 100 pages is a recipe for paper cuts. He needs to scale back and S. L. O. W. D. O. W. N. or he'll be injured for sure.

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WinterspiteMarathon 5k Ultra On My Couch•

Read as often as you can, as much as you can, at a rate no faster than you can say the words out loud, pausing for frequent breaths. Also, make sure you take at least one Gu per chapter, if not more.

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runwichiCaptain of the good ship Couchlapper•

I can't even read that f-

Well, damn. Now that I say that out loud it's kind of depressing.. grown ass, couch loving, non-reading redditor. Hold me, RCJ - I could really use some upvotes right now..

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philipwhiuk/r/advancedtruerunning•

I've saved you a happy upvote.

I'm not giving it you though.

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runwichiCaptain of the good ship Couchlapper•

meanie.

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rennuR_liarTMy daily 5k will bewilder you•

Ouch, my brain. I think the first four sentences of that post gave me brain splints.

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ForwardBoundknee lifts and walking-based steps•

If you don't like reading garbage posts, get them on Audible.

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FlashArcherI will not stop jerking until FoBo is banned•

Hello, daily reminder that there's an upvote button and a downvote button. If people think a post is quality they'll upvote it, if they don't they'll downvote it. This is democracy at its finest.

Vote Harambe 2016

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brwalkernc•

Have you tried eating ice cream too fast? That usually gives me brain freeze so it might help with your splints problem.

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YourShoesUntiedI don't even _____ that far!•

HobbyReaders^^TM

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iseeapeselite running watch shopper•

He rally needs the right gear or why even do it?

  • Headphones for reading rhythm (shouldn't need to mention it, but wireless and waterproof, you know why)
  • Reading Watch (with ppm monitor and heartrate monitor, you know why)
  • Lycra underwears for comfort, etc (you know why)
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FlashArcherI will not stop jerking until FoBo is banned•

Lol, I hate r/books

I remember when it was once a good sub to talk about books, then it became a default sub and now everyone is a that guy who hates reading and wants to feel like he isn't alone in this world.

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rennuR_liarTMy daily 5k will bewilder you•

If I had a big chunk of time in my day to read anything but journal articles and textbooks I would be so happy. I guess what I'm saying is that this post pisses me off on multiple levels.

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YourShoesUntiedI don't even _____ that far!•

Found the NEEERRRRRRRRD!

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rennuR_liarTMy daily 5k will bewilder you•

This was the thing that finally sealed it for you, huh?

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YourShoesUntiedI don't even _____ that far!•

POINDEXTER WITH THE 'TUDE!

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snapundersteerFirst you WALK, then you WALK•

Want to call a truce so we can give the nerd a swirly?

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YourShoesUntiedI don't even _____ that far!•

Deal.

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leeseedee•

But have you read Dune yet? You should read Dune.

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