Seattle's newest lightrail station has a very confused elevator.
Posted Oct 6, 2016, 3:37 PM UTC
Posted Oct 6, 2016, 3:37 PM UTC
I'm guessing PUSH FOR HELP is not a brief tutorial about what button does what
Most elevators use an ascending set of numbers for it's floors, but not us! Here in Seattle, we're planning for the future, where we have predicted a MAJOR change in language over the next 20 years, and we have taken precautions to future proof this elevator by using the predicted works for these locations. After the 20 years have passed, we will then continue our work by replacing all words with high pitched whirs and chirps that will inevitably replace our written language.
SEATTLE RAIL; THINKING FOR THE FUTURE!
Pet peeve of mine. This is happening all over the place and every building has their own secret code which no one knows and there is no legend. What are these people thinking.
False premise. They're not thinking.
Brown Seattle Medium Bob Barker's Bakery Parking
Yo this elevator got Super Mario Bros 3?
BR: Breakfast Room
S: Studio
M: Monkeys
B3: Third Base
P: Post Office
Best guesses I've heard are:
Bridge
Street
Mezzanine
?????
Platform
If the fourth one is ????? then shouldn't P be Profit?