hi I'm new
how do I make monies? I got a TDAmeritrade futures account but I don know what to do thnx
Posted Oct 12, 2016, 6:29 PM UTC
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You just go to the stock market and do a business.
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“You know, sometimes I feel like I was born with a leak, and any goodness I started with just slowly spilled out of me, and now it’s all gone.”
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I did a business once. 1998. It was a Tuesday. Haven't attempted one since.
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Buy TSLA and start tweeting furiously at Elon Musk. Once you get him to respond you should be up 5%.
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Just start buying random shit, that's what most people do
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How'd you get a futures account if you don't know what you're doing. Fake and gay
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no u
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You're in the wrong place to make the monies bub
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Just give me your money and I'll manage it for a 3% annual fee faggot
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I'll do it for 2.9%, plus you are guaranteed to be satisfied or your money back.*
*Any money back will be in the form of Bed, Bath & Beyond coupons.
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lol
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buy some natural gas futures for next winter
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Go on Stocktwats and find stocks that are going to the moon. I luv Stocktwats. The traders and analysts are top notch.
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Be less of a try hard memeing flaggot and give me your dollars, for a start
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Congrats on your choice to join WSB and welcome Newblood!
No matter what, you're going to win BIG! Unless you fuck up. Then you're going to lose HUGE!
Either way we all win.
Cheers! 🍻
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Well, first you need investors insurance and reverse time credits. Lucky for you I sell both! PM me your details and we'll get you set up.
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The trick is every time you buy something, short sell the exact same amount. This way you can never lose money