Test post, please ignore.
Test post, please ignore.
Posted Oct 13, 2016, 1:38 PM UTC
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Test post, please ignore.
Test post, please ignore.
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Meta!
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Can you provide an MS paint of your situation?
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There is no girl, no angry father, and no police investigator. Stop sending pictures of your dong to people on skype!
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I read "dong" as "dog" and became very depressed for a moment.
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I think the test is to see how well we can follow directions. We failed.
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Speak for yourself!
Oh, wait....
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Merry Christmas from Chiron Beta Prime,
Where we're working in a mine for our robot overlords.
Did I say overlords? I meant protectors.
Merry Christmas from Chiron Beta Prime.
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I for one am grateful to live in a world where our robot overloads sacrifice so much to protect us and are gracious enough to bestow the Internet upon us.
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#ALL LIES!!! YOU'LL NEVER TANK ME ALIVE ROBOT SCUM!!!
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I'm on mobile can someone describe how this is supposed to look to me? Preferably through the medium of interpretive dance.
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pelvic thrusts
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I'm in reddit is fun and it loads right...
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Ha! At the concert I went to, JoCo pulled a guy out of the audience who was to say "redacted" in a robot voice at the appropriate time. The guy swore he knew what he was supposed to do but really he had no idea and didn't know that song or any of the others, he was there with his friends.
Best show ever! The number of people who had never heard First of May (including my husband) was high and the people watching during that song was priceless!
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Jonathan Coulton is awesome. Have an upvote.
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Yes he is! Seeing this made me so happy that it's ok that I have to go out into the cold rain to listen to a high school choir concert in a drafty and incredibly uncomfortable church!
Thank you! I'm so happy!
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I'd take that over having to get out during Hurricane Matthew to help my family's business make sure the people in our county still had fuel.
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I love him. I saw him a few times at Pax just walking around, called out his name and he gave me some stickers and stuff.
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Tell them to go pound sand.
But of course respond to a court summons if you are officially served.
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Don't talk to the police.
Get an attorney.
Record all relevant evidence.
Get a haircut.
Work out and eat healthy.
Break up with her and delete her number from your phone.
No seriously, you should not have talked to the police.
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I, being a flesh and blood man, can only ignore test posts of maritime origin. These are identified by gold-fringed flair signifying that this is an admiralty thread.
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No response? OP has abandoned thread, I have now commandeered this thread and dismiss all downvotes against my corporate person's account.
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I did not enjoin contract with you sir. I call estoppell
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I can't think of a live animal beginning with the letter W that I would be willing to pull out of a mailbox. Except maybe a Weimeraner, but I think they still count as "dog".
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What about a wallaby? It might be pretty pissed about being crammed in that mailbox and take it out on you but then again it might be grateful and spend the rest of it's life protecting you from evil.
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Worms wouldn't be bad as long as they were ordinary earthworms. I've actually had to do this, it's not that bad.
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Wrens and warblers look pretty benign.
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But if a Weimaraner is considered just a dog then those are just birds, so you can't pick them. Just sayin'
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Weimaraner is a breed of dog; wrens and warblers are species of birds. "Dog" is a species; "bird" is not a species, it's a class ("aves"). Taxonomy, bitches =P
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I've been wrong twice today. God it sucks to be me!
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Nobody has suggested a wanker yet.
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Original Post:
Author: u/LocationBot
Test post, please ignore.
Test post, please ignore.
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Hey buddy are you feeling okay? You replied twice to yourself with the same comment.
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i think it had a stroke; do you need medical assistance, u/locationbot?
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No this is clearly a case of CO poisoning
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U ok locationbot?
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Cat.
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Cat.
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Cat.
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cAt.
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caT.
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I'm too busy cashing this souvenir check to ignore you.
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Frankly, I'm impressed you managed to get the father to agree to this in the first place.
The fact that he's now trying to stop it happening is just him coming to his senses.
I advise you check with your local authority to see if there's an easement on the land you're using, other wise you're going to need to pay for a specialist to move your entire "den" out of there.
Please update when things change.
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This is like the online equivalent of my cat walking on my face at 4:00 AM and then running away when I try to cuddle him.
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Did you know the human head weighs 8 pounds?
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Attached or detached?
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That, Detective, is the right question. Program terminated.
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How much is that in sand?
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Polydactyl cats are also referred to as “Hemingway cats” because the author was so fond of them.
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There's also a ton of them at his house in Key West. I used to pay the entrance fee, skip the tour, and just go pet cats for hours in the garden.
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So you say they repossessed it from your basement?
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When you say "test", I assume you mean a paternity test?
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Location, please.
OK.
When your cats rubs up against you, she is actually marking you as "hers" with her scent. If your cat pushes his face against your head, it is a sign of acceptance and affection.
You're lucky this was adorable, otherwise I'd put you in a for profit jail.
r/subredditsimulator is leaking.
Thank you for signing up for cat facts.
OK
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I was once treated very nicely by a police officer in Oklahoma.
I like turtles.