My farts will kill people.

I guess it's not technically a shit-post... maybe we just take a few days off the counter, not reset it all of the way?

Keep upvoting those classy, relevant topics Runnit. It's clearly what the forum wants.

The only reason I run outside is because when I shit, it just slides out my shorts and I move right along. On a treadmill it just keeps come back around and around and I have to dodge it and smell it the whole time. Really takes me out of my rhythm.

Reset the counter lads

But dit ed sky pizza Friday? No.

The irreverence delights me! More, I say! More of this silliness!