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In the great, fake tradition of the Shabooya Roll Call from the blockbuster, direct-to-DVD film Bring It On: All or Nothing, I hereby present our newest introduction thread!

Before we proceed, let's take a look at past intro threads to get some useless but juicy deets important knowledge about our fellow redditors in this sub:

1. Intro Thread 1.0 by u/kickbored

2. Intro Thread 2.0 by u/Metafalica

3. Intro Thread 3.0 also by u/Metafalica

The number of subscribers has actually multiplied by 10 since the first intro thread which totally means that queer people are reproducing at an alarming rate it's getting harder and harder for us to get to know each other as the sub's getting bigger and bigger.

SO LET'S TRY TO FOLLOW THIS FORMAT:

• Name (can be your real name, stripper name, or whatever you want to be called you fucking retard)
• Age (please provide a photocopy of your birth certificate for verification)
• Sex (we all know how you're going to answer this, so think of something new)
• Location (up to you how specific you want it to be)
• Sexual Orientation (feel free to narrate your development)
• Hobbies and Interests (don't hesitate to be as detailed as possible in here! you can include songs, books, or whatever it is you enjoy doing that is not people)
• Random Shit (tell us anything about you -- a story about an ex, your dreams, the last thing you ate, your terrible life choices, the series of events that caused you to be a huge disappointment to your parents, a picture of you, a picture of your genitals, or even an introduction video if you want. just not like this one)

If ever you want to add anything else, go ahead. You're grownups and we don't know your life, we don't know how you take your coffee in the morning, and you're not my real parents and you never will be!

Let's just enjoy and start getting to know each other better! :D