sexy_salad_dressing•

Bitch if you're homeless, don't buy an entire new wardrobe you fucking imbecile.

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okayyyyyyyyyyyy•

It sounds like he's just trying to find cheap clothes for job interviews, considering he asks how he can look like "a stable 23 year old in so Cal". Maybe I'm being a little too optimistic.

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JBasch•

this cracked me up when i saw it on MFA

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PoppaDiesel•

I'm pretty sure every story ever could be improved by "Here's the twist I live out of my old subcompact civic."

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