When my wife asks my sons "You ate all of that?" it's usually followed with a "Good job, buddy!" When she asks me that all I get is a look of disgust.
Posted Nov 14, 2016, 1:15 AM UTC
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I'm a growing boy, but I'm growing on the wrong axis.
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I.... We know what that word means you don't have to tell us
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What did he say? I MUST KNOW!
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Pretentiousness. Something along the lines of "axes is the plural of axis and I'm so smart so I have to make a big deal on how I know that."
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So condescending, holy shit
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I just want to explain myself so nobody thinks I'm some psycho talking about axes. I had to look up the plural form of "axis" myself, so I wanted to clarify, as I know that, had I been reading this without explanation, I would have thought there was a typo or something. Well excuse me for trying to be helpful, then.
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you're not being helpful, you're being sassier than a seventh grade girl who just got her first iphone.
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Oh shut the Fuck up.
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What an intelligent response. You must be very educated with your grammatical usage of "shut the Fuck up".
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Yeah basically.
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Yea we're not fucking dumb
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Never said that.
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let them eat cake
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They're growing boys. You're not supposed to be
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Thanks Captain Obvious.
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No problemo
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Why am I not supposed to be growing?
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No shit, Sherlock!
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I get mocked because I don't gorge myself when I eat. "That's all you ate?" "Yeah, I'm full, what's the problem?"
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Maybe you don't have the right wife
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my wife tells me I'm a good eater
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Maybe you need to eat her ass like you ate the rest of that pie you self centered bastard!
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Your wife must be jealous of the amount that you intake in one sitting
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Make sure they take a zinc supplement.
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That's a actually hilarious
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I love when anyone eats a ton of food that I made. It is only slightly annoying when my husband eats a ton because he never gains any weight ever. This is frustrating because after I turned 32 my metabolism fell off a tall building. I seriously have no idea where he puts it all. He must have the biggest stomach and liver ever.
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See, that's my problem. My wife is an amazing cook. And then I eat an apparently incorrect amount and I get this look and I'm like "It's delicious! It's your fault you hate me!" and then I fall asleep on the couch in a food coma.
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You're just working on your Dad Bod. Its an important part of the father-son dynamic.
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What does she say, when you ask her in the bedroom?
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I don't hate you cause you're fat, you're fat cause I hate you.
I didnt marry you cause I love you, I marry you cause I marry you.