r/opiates•
UserUsed

When you at work going through withdrawal and need some relief.

Posted Dec 20, 2016, 4:50 PM UTC

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smokepurpppall I need is my needle and my spork•

Bruh he's in a stadium with near 100,000 people and thinks nobody can see him? THIS GAMES ON LIVE TV! Sick fuck lmao

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UserUsedOPDEAD NODDIN •

His life is over bro.

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boxette•

jesus christ, how did the cheerleaders 10 feet in front of him not notice

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Sickboy94•

They probably did, its just awk as fuck to call someone out like that.

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boxette•

i dunno i feel like i would have no issue telling him of his actions

but i also commit many faux pas

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klove99<3<3 8-D•

Oh shit, on that first still frame I thought he was smoking a HUGE blunt. Then he was just jerking off. Disappointing.

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UserUsedOPDEAD NODDIN •

Just wait till hid momms sees this shit haha

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Sickboy94•

I also thought he was sneaking in world's biggest chop lol but nah, just playing pocket pool.

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klove99<3<3 8-D•

I must suck at pocket pool. I've played it a few times, but when I do, I never end up scoring...

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Sickboy94•

Aim for the other pocket lol

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r3discover•

misleading title. if he were withdrawing it woulda been two strokes and he'd be done, woulda looked like he was just scratching his damn leg lol

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UserUsedOPDEAD NODDIN •

Oh shit. That's so true lol

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UserUsedOPDEAD NODDIN •

on second thought, I feel like trying to get off infront of a stadium might give a little stage fright lol

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[deleted]•

Except some people have a fetish for voyeurism and masturbating in front of 100,000 people would probably be the most sexually exciting thing they could possibly do.

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UserUsedOPDEAD NODDIN •

Yeahh lol I thought I liked that kind of shit but 100k is insane lmfaooo. Good for him haha

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UserUsedOPDEAD NODDIN •

Yeah I know titlegore and it's a stretch I really just wanted you guys to see this lmfao.

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JimiThing716•

What the actual fuck haha!

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UserUsedOPDEAD NODDIN •

lmfaooo that's what Im saying dude, shit is bonkers.

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magicfatkid•

Anyone got a link that works on mobile?

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fooskinator•

I tend to beat my dick like it stole from me.

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