Creationist Ken Ham puts colored lights on his ark in bid to ‘take back’ rainbows from gay people
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rawstory.comPosted Dec 22, 2016, 5:11 PM UTC
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rawstory.comGreat...so now it is just a big gay ark!
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[Puts on best Big Gay Al voice] Well hello there little pup!
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Big Gay Kens Big Gay Boat Ride
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Welcome to Kentucky! We've got bourbon, horses, basketball, and a big gay ark!
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That is the gayest ark I've ever seen.
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Did he at least get the colors in the correct order?
UPDATE: Nope. Not even close. https://assets.arkencounter.com/img/blog/2016/12/ark-encounter-with-lights.jpg
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I think the LGBTQ community should capitalize on this opportunity and start leasing "rights" to the rainbow. Perhaps lease-to-own.
"That could never work." "Why would such a stupid idea ever work?"
Because somewhere there are people that funded a giant boat in Kentucky that won't float.
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Just like people in Indiana built a boat that floats, but can't go anywhere.
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Which boat can't go anywhere in Indiana? Surely not talking about the casino because it actually can move, it's just a real inconvenience to people boarding and unboarding, so they no longer do it. French Lick might be an actual boat but I don't think it is completely.
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The casino doesn't move because they have to turn around in Kentucky, which doesn't allow casinos. Kentucky offered to let them do it, for a hefty fee (each time), so they docked the thing.
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We don't believe in gamblin' just horse racin' for money.
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Actually, it used to go out like 50 yards and return every two hours until they got a license to stay dockside.
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Big gay Al's Big gay boat ride!
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Lol
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The GAY ARK where all animals are two by two, but they are MM, FF!
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Fuck Ken Ham
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Seal of approval
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MOTHERFUCKER YOU DON'T OWN RAINBOWS.
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Sickkkkk burnnnnn
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Crazy people gonna do what they do. If we keep getting all riled about it we're just basically feeding the trolls. Cool boat bro. Very christmasy.
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'And God said, “This is the sign of the covenant I am making between me and you and every living creature with you, a covenant for all generations to come: I have set my rainbow in the clouds, and it will be the sign of the covenant between me and the earth. Whenever I bring clouds over the earth and the rainbow appears in the clouds, I will remember my covenant between me and you and all living creatures of every kind. Never again will the waters become a flood to destroy all life. Whenever the rainbow appears in the clouds, I will see it and remember the everlasting covenant between God and all living creatures of every kind on the earth. So God said to Noah, “This is the sign of the covenant I have established between me and all life on the earth.”' - Genesis 9:12-17
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I've been. AMA.
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...was it nice?
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It was well built, but was woefully underwhelming once inside. The exhibits were like a run of the mill cheap museum. The rationale was....bad, even for this sort of thing. They had a section dedicated to how the Ark was perfectly designed and had a video featuring people dying in other mythical flood craft. A lot of work went into it but it was empty. Like paying for a golden egg, what was inside seemed an afterthought.
But,hey, my family wanted to go....meh.
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I wish him and Matt Bevin would be gay together and go live somewhere else and take their social crusade against anything not written in how they interpret the Bible out of Kentucky. We were doing so good, then this asshat and the governor decided to take us back to the 1850's.
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