kmadVAN - NHL•

I can't not picture Bortuzzo as Todd Bertuzzi with a fake mustache

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noodleandbanterDET - NHL•

My son's name is also Bort.

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Rhino18PIT - NHL•

We're out of bort license plates!

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crckthskyVAN - NHL•

The Guy Incognito of the hockey world.

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ForbiddenWonder8BUF - NHL•

Drinks his Malk every day.

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jramificationOPPIT - NHL•
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moorese7enPIT - NHL•

Nice little pay bump for Bortz.

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KommanderKittenSTL - NHL•

That's good value for what he's become.

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2016-12-29 17:39 UTC

Bortuzzo AAV: $1.15 million


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itdoesntreallymaattaWilkes Barre/Scranton Penguins - AHL•

Too bad. If he wanted to come back for a few games and see his old friends now is the chance

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DicNavisUConn Huskies - NCAA•

30/30 teams in the league would take what he gives for that price, and for two years. Very nice extension.

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SonOfTomServoPIT - NHL•

Good for Bortuzzo, I miss the hell outta that guy. A 1-1 trade that seems to have really worked for both teams. Let's do it again with Fleury for Shattenkirk at the deadline.

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FormulaKibblesSTL - NHL•

You spell Letang really weird

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moorese7enPIT - NHL•

He also spelled Tarasenko weird!

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ArchitektualSTL - NHL•

Y'all motherfuckers need adverbs.

weirdly

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alexfig88STL - NHL•

Well you spelled Mal - ah fuck it, just give us Geno.

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moorese7enPIT - NHL•

You'll have to ask Chicago for him.

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puckheadSTL - NHL•

Throw in Malkin or Crosby and done deal.

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touchableVAN - NHL•

Best I can do is Raymond and Ballard, maybe a 3rd round pick.

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bluemandanSTL - NHL•

For Ryder, Halak, and a 2nd?

Lemme sleep on it.

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PeterG92PIT - NHL•

Good to see, he's a real work horse

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McGillicuddyBongosPIT - NHL•

Good for Bobby Orr-tuzzo.

Fun/Irrelevant Trivia: Bortuzzo has one of the better "first NHL goal" stories one could have - assisted by Sidney Crosby, and scored on Marty Brodeur.

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jumpyg1258PIT - NHL•

Bortz was always a good d-man, kind of miss the guy.

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EddiegregsSTL - NHL•

Big Bort! Hope he gets better soon, he works hard out there on the ice

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fromtheillMTL - NHL•

scrub

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ChrisleyBenoitSTL - NHL•

And he's achieved more than you ever will in your life!

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jamesonbarSTL - NHL•

A scrub is a guy that can't get no love from me Hanging out the passenger side Of his best friend's ride Trying to holler at me I don't want no scrub

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