90 days clean guisss, jerk me off plz.
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imgur.comPosted Dec 31, 2016, 9:54 PM UTC
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imgur.comBut only if I'm an attractive girl!!!
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I'm are called attention WHOOOREE for a reason, yass girl.
My noble white knights will protect me.
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Guyz seriously. Don't make fun of my imagined gurlfriend. Shes done a great job n I cuddled my pillow and listened to Belle n Seabass when I was making sure you jokers weren't talking shit
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Goddamnit, I had this saved a few days ago to post, but since you beat me to it:
Finally Free!!!
Hey fam, I just wanted to let y'all know that I quit opiates 3 days ago and will NEVER, EVER use them again. This is my first (and last) time quitting and I can't believe how easy it was! I have absolutely no cravings or desire to get high anymore!
Looking back on those dark days when I was still using (which in some ways seems like just yesterday), I can't believe I let myself get hooked. It made me realize that this can happen to anyone!
These days my life is so much better... I can laugh freely, sing in the rain, and I'm even training for a marathon, which I plan to run next week! Also, since getting clean 3 days ago, I've already regained my family's trust and respect, made tons of new friends in NA, found a great job, saved LOADS of money, got married, bought a house, and I'm just so much happier with myself! Being clean is the best feeling in the world! I know that I'll never turn back to the dope, because I just don't want to use anymore... And I know for a fact that I won't ever use again!
I feel sorry for everyone still trapped in addiction because now that I'm clean, I can say that I'm winning in life! Each day keeps on getting better and better. I'm actually considering going back to school to become an addiction specialist or a pharmacy tech.
Don't be a slave to this drug any longer, and you really should get clean like I decided to... It really is super easy! If a hardcore junkie like me can do it, so can you! And if anyone needs any help or tips on getting clean, please PM me because I now have so much experience. I will say though that you shouldn't even considering MMT or subs and to just man-up and go cold turkey like I did.
So the lesson here is to NEVER GIVE UP and I promise that all your hopes and dreams will come true! Much love r/o. <3 <3 <3
PS: If this posts gets at least 50 upvotes, I'll post of pic of myself since I'm an attractive female!
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I used to be an addict, now I'm not
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To become an addiction specialist, all you have to do is go to rehab at the center and complete the program - trust me I have seen this way too often lmao. I guess you wouldn't be a specialist or make nearly the same amount of money, but it's a start in helping others.
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Ok
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I was gonna jerk you off anyway...
What are friends for?