I've started to amuse myself when people post sappy quotes.

I've started to amuse myself when people post sappy quotes.

Posted Jan 5, 2017, 9:42 AM UTC

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ProJumz•

Why do people post things like these? To make themselves look smarter or what?

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_RandyRandleman_•

The post or the comment? Because the comment was fucking hilarious. Post not so much

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ProJumz•

The post

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king_england•

I suspect it varies from narcissism to anxieties. As soon as I see those types of posts I unfollow that person.

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hobesmart•

I find a lot of people try really hard to be poetic

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BobC813•

Roses are red

Volts are blue

Waitin' for muh pizza

Damn, I gotta poo

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ThePeanutPerson•

Obviously if the poster is a teen and not suffering from trauma, this is a cry for attention

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parsifal•

They're hoping for a response. Likes, etc. Positive support as well; it's not completely cynical.

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rochameist•

For me, it was like going through the whole traumatic experience all over again..💩

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NoChillJesus•

I got flashbacks. Now I need to shit

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hobesmart•

This got me to thinking. So I'm in my mid 30s and my parents are 70ish. I was a cut up my whole life. My parents always scolded me when I went low brow, and poop jokes and the such were the lowest of the low. But I've always secretly thought they were funny, and have heard/made/told many good ones that cracked people up.

Long story short, I emailed this to my dad with the subject line "be 100% honest, do you find this funny." Time to see if he doesn't actually find this stuff funny or if he was just trying to "raise me right"

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praisetehbrd•

What did he say?

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hobesmart•

just heard back. one word response: No

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praisetehbrd•

Damn

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FancyAssortedCashews•

:(

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cubicpolynomial3•

RIP

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BeerSlayingBeaver•

Holy fuck this is gold. More!! I need more!

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ThebacklashOP•

Glad you liked it. :)

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