Theory: Chopper is the real leader of the revolutionary army

Here me out. All throughout the series, characters have been calling him a raccoon dog. What if that's a code name? Rearrange them, and you get "dog raccoon". But wait, that doesn't make sense. That's why when you blend them together to form "dragon", the leader of the revolutionary army, so he's also Luffy's real father. Or, Chopper just gon' learn to fly and breathe fire. Take your pick.