My Personal Tip: "You're a Lucky Girl!"

Here's something I like to throw whenever a buddy of mine is entrapped by a women these days and I'm around that death show.

I use that angst and just look deep in his master-girlfriend/wife's eyes with a chuckle.

You're a Lucky Girl or He's a Catch

They'll question lightly before they realize that any deeper inquiry will only further the waking up of their slave-man/husband

It hijacks their hamster/ego because they're confused by such a common expression used on the male gender. They're not sharp enough to realize what just happened until it's too late xP

this also has added bonus of giving some self-respect back to the man or whatever is left of it.

Stay Frosty and Save Brothers when you can.