Having a job - What the actual F!?!?

8am - interesting moves in a certain precious metal 9am - Wow, I think I should dump $20k into a certain related precious metal 3x bullish ETF with a stop loss. It's TiME! 9:15am - Log into TDA on my phone as I walk into office getting ready. 9:30am - Remembering the advice to always wait until 9:45am to start trading so waiting and watching - currently up about 9%! 9:40am - Hugely annoying troll face asshole walks into my office with annoying updates 9:50am - still distracted 10:45am - completely forget 4:30pm - finally remember and see it closed over 25% higher

FML

Work..... what a fucking waste of time.