A Riki Poem

I have found love for the little purple goat man and have a 'poem' of what fellow Riki spammers do.

Last pick Riki

Buy stout shield and orb of venom

Steal enemy jungle rune

Laugh at the sentryless supports

Autoattack legion commander

Legion commander gets triggered

Buffs and hits you back

Run away since you're a purple pussy

Gank Legion Commander with PA

Steal First Blood

Type "?" in all chat

Sap exp from PA

Gank SS with PA and type "ez"

Sap more exp from PA

Enemy CM puts sentries in mid

Cry and gank another lane

CM has sentries there too

Die a lot since sentries

Type in all chat, "PA mierda"

Rage and Blame.

Disconnect.

Abandon.

Repeat.

Sorry for this.