If you close your eyes while a tennis match is on, it can be mistaken for porn.
Posted Jan 19, 2017, 12:15 PM UTC
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"It was in! Are you blind? It was way in!"
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Unfortunately I have no idea what porn sounds like. :P
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Oh, you mute it to not get caught? Now you can say you're just watching tennis. Happy listening!
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HA! Guess now I have a new euphemism for masturbating. :D
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Hahahaha!
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Either way, Maria Sharapova is the one to have on.
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But it's all gay or lesbian porn.
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If that's not your taste, you can always watch mixed-doubles. Enjoy!
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This should of been in r/lifeprotips
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Reminds me of grandma's yoga class! I used to sit in the hallway and listen to them gang banging her
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The key to my childhood was listening to tennis and looking at the Sears catalog. Simpler times.