Elizabeth Bathory Interlude

Got a request to translate this interlude, thought I might as well share it. Selected dialogue options are based off this source video.

Arrow 1: Eliza - Reborn

Mashu: Pardon my interruption. An old fashioned letter addressed to Senpai was delivered.
Guda: I wonder who it's from? Why don't you read it. [Letters... can get here, huh.]
Mashu: Should I read it for you? In that case... hm. It appears to be a notice for a live tour.
Guda: Live... whose? [Ahh... that's enough, you can stop.]
Dr. Roman: What?! Who? Who's coming!? Magi Mari!? Is it Magi Mari!?
Dr. Roman: Ahhh, has my devotion finally allowed a 2D net idol to materialize into the real world!?
Fou: Foou...
Mashu: Let's see, the idol in question is... the much hyped super newcomer dragon girl, Idolra (Idol + Dragon) Eliza-chan... or so it seems.
Dr. Roman: Alright, we're done here. Thank you for your hard work, everyone-
Mashu: Eh!?
Dr. Roman: Whaaateeever, nobody cares about real idols, with their scandals that play with my young boy's heart - virtual net idols won't betray me...
Liz: So you were here, Puppy!! Have you already read the notice? Have you!? Of course you read it!! What a quick reaction!! Your complexion looks fine too, perfect! Now, let's go! It looks like even the all-nighters have made it to Idolra Eliza Live Tour 2015's special concert stage, so we have to hurry! Let's go, Chief AD and Sponsor! The curtain rises on Eli-chan's festival in some time period, the Blood Rondo!
Mashu: Ah, Senpai..!! What does she mean, sponsor!?
Fou: Fou!
--- scene break ---
Mashu: ...
Fou: Fou...
Elizabeth: Unbelievable... simply unbelievable! The concert location should have pitiful slaves pushing and shoving each other about while making a fuss - it should be a special live event of fresh blood!! tragedy!! massacre!! with people waving glowsticks about, shouldn't it!?
Guda: Your sponsor didn't have enough funds!! [Well, you see...]
Fou: Fou!?
Elizabeth: What!? You mean that maybe all the fans got the time of the concert wrong? I wonder if they're planning to spring a surprise on me because it's my birthday today!? Is that it!? Well, it's not like it's actually my birthday today, but if that's the case we might as well make it an anniversary birthday! Let's see, today is the memorial day for the great success of the live tour's opening day... (writing down a memo) Perfect! Now, Puppy!! Let's elegantly raise the curtains on!! Eli-chan Live Tour 2015!!
Guda: Well, you see... [Eli-chan, you should properly...]
Mashu: ... No, Senpai, this is!!
Dr. Roman: No matter how you look at it, it's an enemy attack. Thank you, really.
Elizabeth: That's right! They're full of hostility! I did realize that much, you idiot--!

Arrow 2:

Mashu: They keep coming, Master!! There's a large number of enemy reinforcements! Almost as if they're coming solely to stop Eliza-san's live performance... as if they must at least demolish that, in order to protect their wives and children... it's like I can feel the conviction of those men who are filled with such sad determination!
Dr. Roman: Well I mean, if Elizabeth had her live nearby a town, those townspeople would be numb for an entire day or so. Well, it's sure gotten exciting! In a manner of speaking, today's live is a smashing, standing-room-only success!
Fou: Fou!!
Liz: I can't understand what you're getting excited about though!! Besides which, if my singing is so good that it makes people go numb, isn't that a big win for me!?
Mashu: That kind of positive thinking is the root of all of our problems, songs aren't supposed to make people lose their consciousness, Elizabeth-san!
--- battle break ---
Dr. Roman: It seems some monsters were casually mixed in... the beasts of the forest must also have felt that their lives were in danger...
Liz: ... I won, I won but I won the battle, and lost the live... ahh, if I can't become an idol then I can only return to being a normal dragon girl, can't I...
Guda: Dragon girls are a new thing. [Well, you see...]
Liz: In the end I have no choice but to end up in a dark prison without anyone noticing me, considering me, or pampering me, quietly rotting away as an incarcerated idol... ahhhh... who would do such a thing in a time like this...
Dr. Roman: Lev Lainur, perhaps.
Fou: Fou!
Mashu: Um, Elizabeth-san, please don't feel depressed...
Liz: I don't need your consolation... it's wasted on a girl like me... hey, I just realized, but... you're pretty good yourself, aren't you?
Mashu: What? Pretty... good?
Liz: Your character is plain like Puppy's, so it won't overlap, this is... maybe this'll work!?
Mashu: Plain, you say... that's...
Liz: Hey, you, are you interested in becoming an idol? You are, aren't you? You are! You'll do it! Yes, this is it! An idol duo!! One for me, all for me!! Let's see, what should we do for a unit name, Puppy! Don't you have any good ones!
Guda: S-something like Eri☆Mashu... [How does Doratte♪Fresh Blood Shield Girls!! sound.]
Dr. Roman: Isn't that just a ripoff of Magi☆Mari?
Liz: That just doesn't sound quite right... hmm, we've got a spear and a shield, so... Contradiction!! That's it!! Contradiction, it's sexy! 「Contradiction☆Drastic!!」
(the Japanese word for contradiction consists of the characters "Spear" and "Shield", the irresistible force paradox)
Fou: Fou, foou
Guda: You sure know a lot of difficult words like contradiction, huh. [Sounds... awkward.]
Liz: Now then, let's begin immediately with a lesson! Let's go, Mashu!! Let us aim for the「Idol☆Servant」star that twinkles in the night sky together!
Mashu: Se, senpai, please do something about this...
Guda: Ah, yes, good luck... [I'll do my best to support you as your sponsor!]
Mashu: !!??

I would absolutely love to see 「Contradiction☆Drastic!!」in game... maybe she'll get another interlude?