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Cosentinon

Scout's Brothers

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Are his brothers only half-brothers? Assuming Spy was revealing that he was actually Scout's dad in The Naked and the Dead, they wouldn't be his full brothers. Spy mentioned a singular sex bomb, and that he was young and ran from the explosion. He wouldn't have done that 8 times and finally hid for a while after Scout was born.

Posted Feb 15, 2017, 11:43 PM UTC

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blackaerin•

I would love to have some affirmation that they even exist, since neither the game, the shorts, or the comics reference that scout has brothers, just his bio.

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CosentinonOP•

Even though, per his bio, they're the main reason that he became what he is today.

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blackaerin•

Yeah, that's what got me scratching my head. If they were such an influence, why doesn't he talk about them more?

You'd think that he'd have tons of stories involving his brothers, whether they were the asshole type or the good type.

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CosentinonOP•

I could easily see them being worked into domination lines or something. His brothers are stronger than he is; that could be fit into something for dominating a Heavy, for example.

You're right that it's strange that they're never mentioned. I hadn't noticed that.

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At first my brain had the stupid thought "What if Scout's 8 brothers... ARE THE 8 MERCENARIES?"

But that would be impossible bar retarded time travel shenanigans.

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ErectinADuwang•

Hey, Monoculus apparently tried to become everyone's parents. It could work.

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CosentinonOP•

I thought about that also, but he's the youngest of 8 brothers, counting himself. He has 7 brothers, not 8.

Obviously, Spy is Dad, so he can't be one of the brothers.

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Obviously, Spy is Dad

It all makes sense now

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Lugund_of_Lenk123•

It's mentioned how scout's brother were tougher than him. Spy, just like scout, isn't very tough, so I could see it being possible that all of his brothers had a tough dad and the scout originated from a love affair

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Zero_Pine•

Scout is the youngest, so it would make sense

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Hurricaden•

Maybe he did.

SCOUT WAS TOO HOT FOR HIM HE WAS OFFENDED

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