I've narrowed it down for you but what type am I

ESTP:

I am extremely in the moment, passionate and persuasive. I am extremely good at getting my way and have extreme charisma though a lot of people generally dislike me deep inside, they generally put up a good front to my face because when I am dispassionate they dislike the conflict. I often enjoy conflicts because they help me refine my problem solving skills and generally is pretty funny. I enjoy living in the moment, and enjoy thinking and find it energizes me even though I'm an extravert.

INTP:

I am extremely socially clever, though I put a dishevelled front. I tend to enjoy intellectual pursuits to a certain point though I often am compelled to interact with the world in a very possibilty entracenced fashion, where I see the potential and I am compelled to further things in that direction. Generally completely disorgionized and sometimes it seems like I get by on luck alone. I have a quiet modesty and a stoic nature that comes out when you get to know me. I can be a braggart due to my socially adept skills that I've developed from tonnes of intellectual analysis. But only to people I'm not too well known.

ISTP:

I practice my skills dilligently, and work towards complete supremacy. I've refined my discipline to master the skills that I focus on over time. But generally I am an extremely well developed person that has supreme discipline and extreme patience developed from years of losing my temper and getting into trouble. I am generally a happy person with solid intelligence and a refined dignity. I am extremely hostile towards people who refuse to give me the time of day, and due to extreme social intelligence I can talk extremely persuasively, though I often need a time out to gather my thoughts, though if I am forced to I can talk for hours and hours. This is because I've spend a lot of time refining my oratory skills. My free speech is my most effective weapon. For I can effectively make my opposition suffer more effectively through extreme intellectual supremacy than I can with violence. Something I've tried and failed at. Though I never lost a fair fight I have gotten my fair share of humiliation at the hand of baseball bats, other weapons, being outnumbered and similar.

EDIT: Unanimous ESTP so far