One day in Soviet Russia, dear comrade Stalin walks street when he see long line of people queuing up.

He thinks "Blyat! There must be something nice to be had at the end of that line". Being a dear comrade and equal to everyone, he dutifully goes to the end of the queue.

Now man next to him in line turns around and sees dear comrade Stalin. The very next moment, he leaves the queue!

The same happens with the next in line. He sees dear comrade Stalin in line behind him, shrugs his shoulders and leaves.

Stalin is surprised. When the next man also leaves after noticing dear comrade Stalin, he asks: "My dear comrade! Why are you all leaving this line up when you see me?"

The man says: "Dear comrade Stalin, is line-up for exit visa. But if you want one, then I don't need anymore".