[EVENT] Mongolia bans SUVs and Americans from entering the country after recent events.
After a recent event which saw over 50 innocent lives end after a mad man in an SUV ran over and killed a load of people after Tom Brady was killed by a Mongolian citizen.
We are now announcing that the government of Mongolia was behind the death of Tom Brady in that we sent a crazed criminal over in a Tuk Tuk and said "Kill Brandy". Referring to a prostitute who was trying to extort money from Uii Genghis Khan. The crazed man misread the note and killed Tom Brady.
Because of this we are refusing entry to all Americans in the country. Any who are still in the country will be driven to the Gobi Desert and left to their own devices.
Also all SUVs are banned from the whole country.
Posted Feb 16, 2017, 10:55 PM UTC
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