TIFU by jizzing on a laptop

Ok so this may not qualify as a fuck up but here goes.

A couple weeks ago I borrowed a laptop from work. Since I'm in the IT department I just grab one for the weekend or whatever. I was using it to watch porn and rub one out at home and since it had been a while I shot up and over the screen and onto the keyboard!!!

I cleaned it up...or so I thought. On Monday morning I was in a hurry and threw it in my bag. At work I reimaged it because it had old software on it and also I didn't want to take any chances. About the time it was done a woman came in to the IT department and she needed a laptop because she forgot hers at home.

Without thinking I told her she could have that one and I was just about to close it and hand it to her when I spotted some crusted up jizz stuck between the keys. I stopped and told her to hold on a second and then I grabbed some disinfectant wipes and cleaned it up properly while she watched. I told her " who knows where this laptop has been!" as I wiped up my own crusty jizz.

TL;DR; I brought a laptop to work that had my cum on it and almost gave it to a coworker to use.