My family is nuts and I'm hurting too bad to move.

My daughter (15 months) is sometimes really determined to take her pants and diaper off. She usually doesn't make it that far but today she did, and I had the joy of cleaning neon green poop off many things. Kill me.

I've had an extremely bad toothache for 4 days. Bad, bad, bad. My head is killing me and I'm nauseous as fuck. I don't know if it's so bad today because of the toothache pain/infection, or pregnancy, or the fact that I only had 2 hours of sleep BECAUSE:

Last night my mom came over to my house and stole the tag off my car in the middle of the night, then drove to the next town over to put dirt and sticks in my dad's gas tank. I went to the store with my SO's debit card right after direct deposit hit at midnight and when I was walking out of the store, I realized the tag was gone. I was so panicked, I drove off without getting the gas I pre-paid for. This morning I woke up to a text from her telling me that my anger is "misdirected"... uh...

Kill me. Really. Just throw me out into traffic.