19 [F4M] London

Hey there. I'm not ashamed to admit that Valentine's Day has got me feeling maybe just a little sentimental. Being single on the most loved up day of the year is boring. I'm looking for a guy who can make life a little more interesting for me. Yes, very selfish I know but in return I can give you a neurotic analysis of the modern world and homemade hummus. And maybe other stuff too.

Listing my interests would be endless because I'm one of those wishy washy people who dives head first into one thing and then moves on to the next within a day or two but generally, I'm into art, trashy reality tv, politics, psychology, spooky stuff and cooking.

As for my looks, I am tempted to lie and say I'm a pretty petite blonde with big blue eyes and a perfect smile but unfortunately I'm a chubby brunette with horrible eyesight (I'm always squinting) and resting bitch face (while squinting... it kind of results in a look of disgust/annoyance). I'm really selling myself here, you may have to take a number and wait your turn. As for your looks, I don't have a type. Bonus points in you're tall, stocky and have facial hair but everyone's welcome, I'm not shallow.

I don't want to rush into anything, there's no point getting all excited and then realising the conversation has fizzled out after two days. I'd prefer it if we messaged each other a bit first on reddit/whatsapp/whatever and then we could go out for a drink and a bite to eat? Oh and I don't have kik, sorry lads.

Alright well, that's all for now. If you're interested drop me a line! x