[/r/EmojiPasta] Did you ever 😀😀 hear πŸ—£ the story πŸ“– of Darth Dickus πŸ‘…πŸ’¦ the Horny?

Did you ever 😀😀 hear πŸ—£ the story πŸ“– of Darth Dickus πŸ‘…πŸ’¦ the Horny? ❀❀😩😩? I thought notπŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ™…. It's not a story the sex stars πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜‚πŸ˜­β€ would tell you. It's a sex πŸ’¦πŸ’¦πŸ‘…πŸ˜‹ legend. Darth Dickus πŸ‘…πŸ’¦ was a HornyπŸ˜©πŸ˜©πŸ’― Lord of the sex, so Horny πŸ˜΅πŸ’¦ and so hungπŸ†πŸ‘ he could use his dicc πŸ†πŸ’¦ to influence ccum πŸ’¦ to create life... He had such a knowledge πŸ“šπŸ’Ή of the kamasutra πŸ‘‰πŸ‘Œ that he could even keep the ones he cared about from cumming too early πŸ™…πŸ˜€. The dark side of sex πŸ‘‰πŸ‘ŒπŸ‘« is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be sexy πŸ†βœŠβœŠπŸ’¦. He became so Horny πŸ˜‚πŸ˜­πŸ’¦.. the only thing he was afraid of was losing his thicc dicc πŸ˜‹πŸ†, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice fucced πŸ†πŸ‘πŸ‘‰πŸ‘ŒπŸ’¦ him in his sleep. It's ironic he could save others from sex😩😩, but not himself😡😡😀😀.

Posted Feb 16, 2017, 11:16 PM UTC

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