[/r/EmojiPasta] Did you ever π€π€ hear π£ the story π of Darth Dickus π π¦ the Horny?
Did you ever π€π€ hear π£ the story π of Darth Dickus π π¦ the Horny? β€β€π©π©? I thought notπ€π€π . It's not a story the sex stars ππππβ€ would tell you. It's a sex π¦π¦π π legend. Darth Dickus π π¦ was a Hornyπ©π©π― Lord of the sex, so Horny π΅π¦ and so hungππ he could use his dicc ππ¦ to influence ccum π¦ to create life... He had such a knowledge ππΉ of the kamasutra ππ that he could even keep the ones he cared about from cumming too early π π€. The dark side of sex πππ« is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be sexy πββπ¦. He became so Horny πππ¦.. the only thing he was afraid of was losing his thicc dicc ππ, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice fucced πππππ¦ him in his sleep. It's ironic he could save others from sexπ©π©, but not himselfπ΅π΅π€π€.
Posted Feb 16, 2017, 11:16 PM UTC