[Futurama] Greetings Earthicans! I just went to your lunar amusement park...

Why does everyone here seem to be ignorant of the history of the first moon landing back in the 20th century? Phillip J. Fry - the first man on Mars - is a celebrated Earth hero, but nobody can recall Neil Armstrong? How do I know that name? I talked to John F Kennedy in the Head Museum he told me all about it!