I Smoked Too Much Weed
I have been smoking weed for a few months now and this was my first bad high. A friend and I bought 1g the week before and never smoked it. We decided to smoke it last night but realized that we didn't have swishers. So we went and bought some from the plug and also bought another g, idk why because 1g is enough to get me high. My friend rolls up and we smoke it. Halfway through the blunt we got really high and decided to save the rest for tomorrow.
I was gonna hold on to to the roach (it wasn't really a roach, it was the size of my thumb). I came home, got bored, then had the genius idea to smoke the rest. I went to the alley next to my house and started smoking. It was all good for the first couple puffs. My lungs then started to burn and I had this weird idea in my head that I had to finish smoking the rest. So I smoked the rest and put the roach out (finally).
I went back inside the house and started using my laptop. I put on a random facts video and just listened with my eyed half closed. The speaker in the video said something about syphilis and it made me all queasy and I had to run to the restroom. I have never in my life puked so hard. I was scared and I thought my chest was about to collapse. I tried to calm my self down by thinking that this was all in my head after puking about three more times. Each puke was a different color.
The munchies got me next. I ate thousands of honey buns and drank so much Arizona sweet tea to the point were I felt like puking again. Out of nowhere, I started feeling hella horny.There was a point where I felt like I was on a roller coaster and I was going around in these colorful loops. And then finally, I felt at ease.
I have never been super duper high so I just smoked the rest myself. The next couple hours were probably the craziest sickest moments in my life.
I laid down on my bed. My body felt light like a feather blowing in the wind. I was being moved side to side and then suddenly I go into loops of color going around and around. My eyes snapped open and I'm on the floor. Didn't know how I got there but it felt good just to lay there. No energy to get on my bed. I was just there. I had moments were my eyes would close then snap open, loops of color appear and I go faster and faster and faster until I close my eyes and think this is all in my head.
Somebody started knocking on my door (it was my older brother). He asked me if I wanted dinner, I was like nah. The rest is a blur and then I went to sleep. The lesson I learned from all of this is to know how much you could handle and I thought I could handle it all.
TL;DR Don't smoke more than you can handle
Posted Feb 17, 2017, 2:24 AM UTC · edited