[M4F] Never Swipe Right on a Witch (Magic)
I'll admit it, I've seen brighter days before browsing tinder. What can I say, I'm on a bit of a dry spell. The last few girls I dated couldn't even get through 2 hours with me before hating my guts and calling a cab, and I'm a basic man with basic needs. I need a good fuck, so I downloaded tinder. How hard can it be? My buddies get laid off of tinder all the time. A few sexy pics of me with a flashy bio is all it'll take.
6'2", Local Bro-ccountant πͺ. Your parents will love me.
Perfect. Now time to swipe. I grab a Heineken, take off my work shoes, and begin to swipe. I floated through cheesy profiles of cute girls, most younger than I am, and swiped with reckless abandon. I liked everyone I saw, probably because I'm a horny guy with few standards. I didn't get very far before getting you as my first match. You were cute, had a thick ass, and your profile was sarcastic yet witty. I was in love.
5'2". I love cats and bats. πββ¨π±π¦ Literally a witch.
I sent you an opening message. Something meaningful, yet unembellished. I had to make sure we'd meet before the weekend was over, or else I might have to endure another week of a dry spell. A little charm here and flirtyness there, and I finally had my winning opening message.
"Love ur bio, your really cute lol. Free 4 drinks tonight?"
Perfection. I'm a modern day Casanova. I hit send and wait eagerly for your response.
Hey there, the name's Elias. As you can see, I'm hoping to have a roleplay where I'm a horny dude seeking to end a dry spell. I find you on tinder, and unbeknownst to me, you're a witch. A cute, twenty something year old witch that casts spells and brews potions. I'm flexible on where we go after this. Maybe you find out that I took you out as an "easy lay" and want to punish me? Maybe you're insatiable and cast a few spells to make me not leave your apartment that night. Maybe you have a little fun with the magic and practice on me. Maybe you just want to retire from magic and try to live a normal life with some guy on tinder.
I think we should hammer out a prompt, and see where we want to take this. I"m okay with anything, from kinky to vanilla. My looks are flexible, but I'd love to play myself. We can discuss looks in messages. My kinks and limits are below.
Kinks: Teasing, outfits, thick/curvy women, oral, body worship, cum play, dom/sub switches, being a douche, face sitting, foodplay, ageplay, milfs, tittyfucking, light raceplay, spanking, light pain, transformations, magic.
Limits: Rape, open wounds, beastiality, scat stuff. I'm allergic to bee's.
Posted Feb 17, 2017, 2:28 AM UTC