Am I the only one?

Maybe it's because I've recently turned 41. I've been regularly working out 5 days a week for the past 3 years. The workout this morning was SWOD of finding your 1RM of 1 squat snatch, 2 OH squats. The Metcon was 10 min EMOM of 10 pistols and 3 ring MUs. I get home and to my delight while showering I discover a hemorrhoid. Yup, a genuine anus bubble. Never had one before. Is this worth concern? I don't want to research it online because it always leads to cancer. Should I hold off lifting for a bit? Talk to me.