Do you dare delve into the realm of... SCP-themed Comfort Food!?!

I invite you to use your imagination to make up any sort of comfort foodstuffs (i.e., fast food, snack food, carnival stand food) based on your favorite SCPs, GOIs, author OCs... you name it!

{One condition, though: pre-existing food-and-drink based SCPs don't count and will be downvoted at poster's expense.}

Have a blast, Agents.