Too many damn boarding groups

Flew American this week out of necessity. Here's a a quick recap of the gate agent out of O'Hare:

"Hi we're going to start boarding, please listen for your boarding group before boarding"

Families traveling with children

Executive platinum pro plus

Executive platinum pro

Executive platinum

First class

Military personnel with ID

Platinum

One world sapphire

One world Ruby

One world onyx

Two world turquoise

Advantage gold

Advantage silver

Advantage bronze

Advantage

Airpass city advantage credit card holders

Normal credit card holders

Priority

Group 1

Group 2

Other business travelers

Group 3

Group 4

Economy

Basic Economy

Ultra basic economy plus

Ultra basic economy

Group 5