My emperor, buffoon-proof plan

On monday, i will use my refined mind to it's fullest. I have obtained a deck of cards. Since my crush plays cards on monday, I will ask my friend to 'forget' his deck. Completely coincidentally, I will have my deck on hand. During play, I will talk to her casually, then as days go by I will do the same shit and sit next to her, and eventually I will finally strike a prime grade SS, intact (hopefully her hymen falls off on our day of wedding) yoni.