This isn't a rant yet but it will be soon!

Hey all! My friend left his account open on my computer from when he came over to visit and he was on this rant subreddit. I want to have a little fun and troll him so comment strange things below and dislike this post into the ground as much as possible so when he logs on at his house his inbox will be filled will really random stuff haha.

Where's the rant you ask? Hopefully one will come after he realises what i've done!