I survived.

I made it through the evolution talk without throwing something at the speaker or just walking out of the building and into the streets. At one point they said

they make it seem like you're an idiot if you deny evolution but plenty of doctors, lawyers, and scientists believe in god.

Of course, they didn't give sources for that claim. They also said that evolution teaches that you come from monkeys and that Satan planted the fossil record to mislead man.