i made a concept for AVGN III

I saw the ghost and goblins review, and the RPG joke ending was brilliant. We need an AVGN RPG.

The best part is they can keep the current Boss Battle theme because its based off EarthBound, and they can make a lighter version for non-boss battles?

My idea would be similar to Earthbound

AVGN: Basically Ness. He can use SSP (Shitty Super Powers) such as SSP Swear, SSP Shit (where he shits on the opponent) and SSP Scope (basically a more powerful melee attack). All of these moves require AP (Ass Points) which you gain by healing, and can get more at a time by leveling up.

Mike: More like Paula. He has various Lightsaber based elemental SSP attacks, But is the worst at normal melee.

Guitar Guy: Not really based off an earthbound character. He's not dead this time, and he has the best "melee" attacks (which are his guitar notes), and some OP stat-lowering and status attacks such as SSP Toxic Diarrhea (basically inflicts poison) and SSP Exhaust (which makes them fall asleep + lose some HP)

B. S. Man: Saved the best for last. B. S. Man is KINDA the strongest strategically (with a catch), and can inflict Toxic Diarrhea status VERY easily. His shit attacks pack a punch as well. Problem? He doesn't have SSP attacks. Though that barely matters because he can inflict Toxic Diarrhea easily, as I said.

The final boss? The LJN Shit Rainbow and Nostalgia Critic. (though Nostalgia Critic is basically Porky and is in the battle for a bit and the LJN Rainbow is basically Giygas) the theme would be Porky Means Business but sounding like the Boss Battle theme from AVGN 2 (since they're basically the same song, lets just say its Porky Means Business with some AVGN leitmotif in it)

i spent way too much time on this...