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A married Man died before SEX

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His Wife cut his Penis, filled it with cement & fixed it in d wall. Every night she used to go to d wall & get satisfied herself. One day her neighbour saw this..! He made a hole in the wall removed the husband's penis & put his own penis in place of that.. & waited his turn for sex. The lady came with a knife...cut his penis & said..."Darling today we are shifting to our new house..!" Moral.... don't put your dick everywhere

Posted Feb 17, 2017, 3:48 AM UTC · edited

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