30M4A-- Describe your character to me and I'll assign you a dog breed

If you've seen my history, you might have noticed that I have a thing for dogs. I love bestiality, I love petplay, I love transformation, hell, I even love vore if there's a dog involved. The other night, I was doing a petplay scenario with a gal for whom I assigned a fictional dog breed based on her character description, and just from that alone, I seriously got so fucking hard that I felt precum sliding down my leg.

So if you'll indulge me, this is what I want to do. I want you to send me a description of yourself, or your alter ego or a past roleplay character or whatever. Celebrities and anime characters and such are welcome. Based on your description, I'm gonna assign you one of several real and/or fictional dog breeds, and explain the attributes of the breed and why your character is that breed. It's basically the kind of dog your character would be if you were in a petplay scenario.

For example, if you asked me to assign Cinderella a dog breed, I'd write about how she's totally a Chesapeake Retriever (real breed) because she's so affectionate and obedient around the house. If you told me that you're from Kansas, and you like to run cross-country, I'll write about how you remind me of a Topeka Greyhound because your long legs and runner's build make you perfect as a racing dog, and your Midwest hunting instincts make you an excellent hunting dog. If you like what you read, we can talk dirty or roleplay if you want, or we can go our separate ways. Either way, I get what I want.

Weirded out? Perfect! PM me and tell me about yourself, puppy! ;)

Also, if this isn't your thing, check out my history because there's bestiality, petplay, and more things which I'll totally do with you, if you promise to touch yourself while we do it.

Arf.